I've finally hit internet-rock-bottom. Not only do I have Facebook and MySpace accounts, but now I've got a blog of all things. What have I become? Surely not one of those annoying, cutesy, illiterate, mildly retarded attention-whores who ruin the internet for everyone by bogging it down with animated gifs with sparkles and various shades of nauseating pink, being sure to embed the latest seizure-inducing bubble gum pop chart-topper... right?
In any case, an intervention of some kind might well be in order.
